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Death by Sibilance

Yesterday evening, a student was found dead in her bedroom in Hanover. The cause of death is believed to be intern implosion out of extreme shame, most likely caused by her new Youtube video. The unprofessional audio editing in said video lead to a poor listening experience. The investigation is still ongoing.

The police requests any hints regarding better recording practices for smartphone Let’s-Plays, as well as improvement suggestions for half-baked gamer channel concepts.



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